George Carlin Discography

Life Is Worth Losing 
Release Date: January 10th, 2006 

1 A Modern Man 3:53 
2 Three Little Words 3:51 
3 The Suicide Guy 7:06 
4 Extreme Human Behavior 13:41 
5 The All-Suicide TV Channel 3:13 
6 Dumb Americans 10:57 
7 Pyramid of the Hopeless 8:43 
8 Autoerotic Asphyxia 4:54 
9 Posthumous Female Transplants 3:35 
10 Yeast Infection 4:38 
11 Coast-to-Coast Emergency 6:50 

Complaints and Grievances 
Release Date: December 11th, 2001 

1 The Opening 9:22 
2 Traffic Accidents--Keep Movin'! 6:16 
3 You & Me (Things That Come Off of Your Body) 10:38 
4 People Who Oughta Be Killed: Self-Help Books 1:16 
5 Motivation Seminars 1:05 
6 Parents of Honor Students 2:12 
7 Baby Slings 0:59 
8 "My Daddy" 0:51 
9 Telephone Mimes 1:09 
10 Hands-Free Telephone Headsets 0:38 
11 Answering Machines 0:52 
12 Family Newsletters 1:23 
13 Music on Answering Machines 1:39 
14 People Who Wear Visors 0:39 
15 Singers With One Name 0:41 
16 Rich Guys in Hot Air Balloons 1:01 
17 People Who Misuse Credit Cards 0:51 
18 Guys Named Todd 1:30 
19 Gun Enthusiasts 1:26 
20 White Guys Who Shave Their Heads 0:48 
21 NASA-Holes 1:32 
22 Why We Don't Need 10 Commandments 7:14 

You Are All Diseased 
Release Date: May 14th, 1999 

1 How's Everybody Doin'? 0:54 
2 Airport Security 8:03 
3 Fear of Germs 5:58 
4 Cigars 1:40 
5 Angels 1:11 
6 Harley Davidson 1:26 
7 House of Blues 2:01 
8 Minority Language 2:13 
a. Happens to Be 
b. Openly 
c. Urban 
d. Girlfriend 
9 Man Stuff 5:26 
a. Slugfest 
b. Cut-Off Sleeves 
c. Barbed Wire Tattoo 
d. Lead, Follow or Get Outta the Way 
e. Police Sensitivity Training 
10 Kids and Parents 6:52 
a. Children Are Overrated 
b. They're Not All Cute 
c. They're Not All Smart 
d. Too Much Safety 
e. Guns in School 
f. School Uniforms 
g. Kids Who Smoke 
h. Anal Parents 
11 TV Tonight 3:54 
a. Playboy Channel 
b. Jerry Springer 
c. Little House on the Prairie 
d. Willie Nelson 
12 Names 4:26 
13 Advertising Lullabye 2:38 
14 American Bullshit 2:38 
15 Businessmen 1:26 
16 Religion 2:07 
17 There Is No God 8:38 

Back in Town 
Release Date: September 17th, 1996 

1 Abortion 8:45 
2 Sanctity of Life 3:50 
3 Capital Punishment 8:41 
4 State Prison Farms 8:14 
5 Farting in Public 3:00 
6 Familiar Expressions 9:14 
7 Free-Floating Hostility 19:31 
a. Quote Marks in the Air 
b. Badda-Boom, Badda-Bing 
c. Bad Hair Day 
d. I Heard That 
e. My Needs Aren't Being Met 
f. Mickey Mouse's Birthday 
g. The Two Pandas in the Zoo 
h. Sperm/Egg-Donors, etc. 
i. Innocent Victims 
j. Personal Bottles of Water 
k. Women With Hyphenated Names 
l. Telephone Calling Plans 
m. Motivation Tapes/Books 
n. One-Hour Photo Finishing 
o. Too Many Vehicles 
p. Backwards Baseball Hats 
q. Earrings on Men 
r. Colored Ribbons 
s. Christian Athletes 
t. Colognes & After Shaves 
u. Cowboy Hats & Cowboy Boots 
v. Assholes With Camcorders 
w. Whining Baby Boomers 
x. In Defense of Politicians 
y. Why I Don't Vote 

Jammin' in New York 
Release Date: November 11th, 1992 

1 Rockets And Penises In The Persian Gulf 7:35 
2 Little Things We Share 7:48 
3 Airline Announcements 16:44 
4 Golf Courses For The Homeless 11:13 
5 The Planet Is Fine 13:37 

Parental Advisory: Explicit Lyrics 
Release Date: November 20th, 1990 

1 Offensive Language 4:48 
2 I Ain't Afraid of Cancer 1:59 
3 Some People Are Stupid 2:28 
4 Rape Can Be Funny 3:52 
5 Feminist Blowjob 7:28 
6 Good Ideas 2:29 
7 Things You Never See 1:02 
8 Things You Never Hear 0:58 
9 Things You Don't Wanna Hear 2:16 
10 Life's Little Moments 3:59 
11 I Love My Dog 7:03 
12 Organ Donor Programs 1:19 
13 Don't Pull the Plug on Me 1:31 
14 They're Only Words 2:47 
15 Euphemisms 9:48 

Playin' With Your Head
Release Date: 1986

1. Hello-Goodbye
2. Love and Regards
3. Groups and Charities
4. Sports
5. Five Twos
6. Losing Things 
7. You're Lost
8. Missing
9. Earrings
10. Battered Plants
11. Things to Watch out For

A Place for My Stuff!
Release Date: 1981

1. Acknowledgements
2. Opening
3. A Place for My Stuff
4. First Announcements
5. Have a Nice Day
6. Rice Krispies
7. Second Announcements
8. Interview With Jesus
9. Join the Book Club
10. Abortion 
11. Third Announcements
12. Ice Box Man
13. Fourth Announcements
14. Asshole, Jackoff, Scumbag
15. Fifth Announcements
16. Fussy Eater, Pt. 1
17. Sixth Announcements
18. Fussy Eater, Pt. 2
19. Seventh Announcements

Killer Carlin
Release Date: 1981

1. Mothers Club
2. Killer Carlin
3. Capt. Jack and Jolly George
4. War Pictures 
5. The Cool World
6. Person to Person
7. The Sickest 

On the Road
Release Date: 1977

1. On the Road
2. Death and Dying
3. Head Lines
4. Kids Are Too Small
5. Rules, Rules, Rules! 
6. Parents' Cliches and Children's Secret Answers
7. Words We Leave Behind
8. How's Your Dog?
9. Supermarkets

An Evening with Wally Londo Featuring Bill Slaszo
Release Date: 1975 

1. New News
2. Teenage Masturbation
3. Mental Hot Foots
4. High on the Plane
5. Bodily Functions
6. Wurds
7. For Names' Sake 
8. Baseball -- Football
9. Good Sports
10. Flesh Colored Band-Aids
11. Religious Lift
12. Radio Dial
13. Y'Ever
14. Unrelated Things

Toledo Window Box
Release Date: 1974 

1. Goofy Shit
2. Toledo Window Box
3. Nursery Rhymes
4. Some Werds
5. Water Sez
6. The Metric System 
7. God
8. Gay Lib
9. Snot, the Original Rubber Cement
10. Urinals Are 50 Percent Universal
11. A Few More Farts

Occupation: Foole 
Release Date: 1973

A1 Welcome to My Job 3:08 
A2 Occupation: Foole 3:45 
A3 White Harlem 4:48 
A4 The Hallway Groups 2:05 
A5 Black Consciousness 2:38 
A6 New York Voices 7:13 
B1 Grass Swept the Neighborhood 1:24 
B2 Childhood Cliches 4:04 
B3 Cute Little Farts 5:10 
B4 Raisin Rhetoric 2:06 
B5 Filthy Words 11:45 

Class Clown 
Release Date: 1972

A1 Class Clown 16:11 
a. Bi-Labial Fricative 
b. Attracting Attention 
c. Aqueamish 
A2 Wasted Time - Sharing a Swallow 2:27 
A3 Values (How Much Is That Dog Crap in the Window) 5:12 
B1 I Used to Be Irish Catolic 2:10 
B2 The Confessional 4:58 
B3 Special Dispensation - Heaven, Hell, Purgatory and Limbo 3:45 
B4 Heavy Mysteries 2:02 
B5 Muhammad Ali -- America the Beautiful 4:35 
B6 Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television 7:07 


FM & AM
Release Date: 1972

A1 Shoot 5:57 
A2 The Hair Piece 2:58 
A3 Sex in Commercials 5:24 
A4 Drugs 4:23 
A5 Birth Control 5:17 
B1 Son of Wino 6:33 
B2 Divorce Game 4:32 
B3 Ed Sullivan Self Taught 3:29 
B4 Let's Make a Deal 4:52 
B5 The 11 O'Clock News 7:20