"I might do a movie with Paul Thomas Anderson next. He just wrote this awesome script that he doesn't want me talking about so I gotta keep that down."
"Sitting in a room being forced to listen to 'The Chanukah Song' over and over." [on his idea of Hell]
"You know, when you don't go on TV and talk about how many women you sleep with, some people in Hollywood, that are supposedly 'in the know,' start whispering that you're gay. If I were gay, I wouldn't be ashamed to admit it, but I'm not." April/May 2000.