Urusei Yatsura Quotes

I've had quite a lot of bad experiences with Japanese sweets. I reckon, Japanese...they can do most things really well but sweets, they're a bit dodgy.
Ian Graham

I think electronic music made entirely by chimps will be the next big thing. It will of course be named "chimp-core" until all chimp-core artists are tired of being described as "Monk-E" and decide to take over the world by poisoning the reservoirs with hot milky tea. 
Graham Kemp

We get sent lots of Japanese sweets but they're generally stale by the time we get them.
Fergus Lawrie