Moby Quotes
Moby Quotes
I don't really trust men who claim they are not interested in porn.
I'm investing in a company that has patented wallet technology that will deodorize currency. That way people won't have to deal with money that smells funny.
I'm like a monk with a taste for hookers.
I'm not a particularly attractive person - 5ft 8in, stooping, with a receding hairline.
If I was a sex symbol, I would be getting laid a lot more than I am now.