The Locust Discography
The Locust Discography
New Erections
Release Date: March 20th, 2007
1 AOTKPTA 3:03
2 We Have Reached an Official Verdict: Nobody Gives a Shit 1:22
3 The Unwilling...Led By the Unqualified...Doing the Unnecessary...For... 3:55
4 One Manometer Away From Mutually Assured Relocation 1:33
5 Full Frontal Obscurity 1:50
6 Scavenger, Invader 1:17
7 Hot Tubs Full of Brand New Fuel 2:02
8 God Wants Us All to Work in Factories 2:01
9 Book of Bot 4:31
10 Slum Service (Served on the Sly) 0:57
11 Tower of Mammal 1:10
Plague Soundscapes
Release Date: June 21st, 2003
1 Recyclable Body Fluids In Human Form 0:41
2 Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy 0:58
3 Solar Panel Asses 0:26
4 Live From The Russian Compound 0:58
5 Earwax Halo Manufactured For The Champion In All Of Us 0:52
6 Wet Dream War Machine 1:26
7 Listen, The Mighty Ear Is Here 1:07
8 Who Wants A Dose Of The Clap? 0:51
9 Teenage Mustache 0:54
10 How To Become A Virgin 0:43
11 Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better 1:29
12 Late For A Double Date With A Pile Of Atoms In The Water Closet 0:45
13 File Under 'Soft Core Seizures' 0:54
14 Practiced Hatred 0:35
15 Psst! Is That A Halfie In Your Pants? 1:06
16 The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like To See You In His Office 0:42
17 Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ears 0:41
18 Can We Get Another Nail In The Coffin Of Culture Theft? 1:17
19 Your Mantel Disguised As A Psychic Sasquatch 0:39
20 Twenty-Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions Of Grandeur 0:51
21 Captain Gaydar It's Time To Wind Your Clock Again 1:03
22 Priest With The Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out Of My Bed 0:33
23 Pickup Truck Full Of Forty Minutes 3:51
Well I'll Be a Monkey's Uncle
Release Date: 2000
A Well I'll Be a Monkey's Uncle (Original) 1:01
C1 Well I'll Be a Monkey's Uncle (Remix by Bastard Noise) 0:42
C2 Well I'll Be a Monkey's Uncle (Remix by Wizards of War) 5:19
C3 Well I'll Be a Monkey's Uncle (Remix by Christoph de Babalon) 1:50
C4 Well I'll Be a Monkey's Uncle (Remix by Sinking Body) 1:12
D1 Well I'll Be a Monkey's Uncle (Remix by kid606) 5:13
D2 Well I'll Be a Monkey's Uncle (Remix by I Am Spoonbender) 6:03
The Locust
Release Date: 1999
1. Moth-Eaten Deer Head
2. Brand New Set of Teeth
3. How to Build a Pessimistic Lie Detector
4. Nice Tranquil Thumb in Mouth
5. Dog Without a Collar (Run over Red Rover)
6. The Perils of Believing in Round Squares
7. Normal Run of the Muck (Compensation for Conversation)
8. Stucco Obelisks Labeled as Trees
9. Straight from the Horses Mouth
10. An Extra Piece of Dead Meat
11. Twenty-Three Full-Time Cowboys
12. Backbones of Jack Asses
13. Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality
14. Skin Graft at Seventy-Five Miles Per Hour
15. High-Maintenance Libido, Bring the Whole Family
16. Well I'll Be a Monkey's Uncle
17. Halfway to a Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude to a ...)
18. Kill Roger Hedgecock
19. Hairspray Suppository
20. Cattle Mutilation