"Once he found out I wasn't crazy, he was comfortable." [on Nurse Betty costar Morgan Freeman]
"I love music. Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life."
"Women are like the police, they could have all the evidence in the world but they still want the confession."
Don't exercise much. It's not really funny.[Jim] Carrey looks like he's in pretty good shape, but traditionally, funny guys have never been buff. Why do people do yoga? It clears their minds. I embrace the clutter in my head. I like it. What funny guy's got it all together?
"Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special."