Arrogant Worms Discography

Beige
Release Date: 2006

1 Pressure Washer 2:20 
2 Go to Sleep, Little Leech 4:32 
3 Twins 2:40 
4 The Guy With Computer Know-How 3:00 
5 I.B.S. 3:08 
6 Ezra Eats 2:28 
7 Security Guard 3:28 
8 The Ballad of Edna and Ida 4:03 
9 Mime Abduction 3:12 
10 Hernia Belt 1:41 
11 Canadaman 1:35 
12 Teenage Angst 2:20 
13 The Prescription Drug Song 3:21 
14 Dumb Guys 2:55 
15 Brian's Balls 4:12 

Toast
Release Date: 2004

1. Life on the Road 
2. "I like toast" 
3. New Car Smell 
4. "Waltz, waltz, Walt's" 
5. Hot Dog Song 
6. Little Cuban Friend 
7. I Am Not American 
8. "Allies land in Normandy" 
9. The Golf Song 
10. "All the Lego in Scandinavia" 
11. I Pulled My Groin 
12. "So disappointed by you all" 
13. Bottle of Booze 
14. "Circulation Man" 
15. Head in the Freezer 
16. The Monkey Song 
17. "Take your shirt off" 
18. Particle Board 
19. Shipwreck Balladeer 
20. The Coffee Song 
21. "We're very ethnic" 
22. Trip to Greece 
23. Wolfe Island Ferry 
24. "Thank you very much" 


Semi-Conducted
Release Date: 2003

1. Overture 2:55 
2. Big Fat Road Manager 3:13 
3. Canada's Really Big 2:27 
4. Rocks and Trees 4:43 
5. Log into you 3:54 
6. I Am Cow 3:18 
7. Last Saskachewan Pirate 4:45 
8. Gaelic Song 4:03 
9. Me Like Hockey 3:16 
10. Carrot Juice is Murder 3:50 
11. Dangerous 2:44 
12. Billy the Theme Park Shark 2:20 
13. Celine Dion 3:40 
14. We Are the Beaver 4:00 

Idiot Road
Release Date: 2001 

1. Idiot Road
2. Boy Band
3. We Are the Beaver
4. Baby Poo
5. Fuzzy Dice
6. I Ran Away
7. Trichinosis 
8. Billy the Theme Park Shark
9. Stalker Girl
10. Worst Seat on the Plane
11. Really Scary
12. Drink With Me
13. Mrs. Catto Loves Her Budgie 

Dirt!
Release Date: 1999

1. A Man Has Needs
2. Steel Drivin' Man
3. Great to Be a Nerd
4. Celine Dion
5. Rocks and Trees
6. Gaelic Song
7. Wong's Chinese Buffet 
8. I Am Cow
9. Johnny Came Home Headless
10. Heimlich Maneuver
11. Scary Ned
12. Sponges
13. Log in to You
14. Winnebago 

Russell's Shorts
Release Date: 1999 

1. Tokyo Love Song
2. Carrot Juice Is Murder
3. Rippy the Gator
4. Killer Robots from Venus
5. Having Fun Is Bad for You
6. The Fishing Song 
7. William Shakespeare's in My Cat
8. A Night on Dildo
9. The Last Sensitive Cowboy
10. Losing Hair Under God
11. Big Fat Road Manager

Christmas Turkey
Release Date: 1997 

1. Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass
2. The Christmas Song
3. Santa Got Arrested
4. Christmas Sucks
5. Things Are Looking Bad for Santa
6. Christmas Turkey Blues
7. Oh God, I'm Santa Claus!
8. Christmas Is Almost Here 
9. Dad Threw Up on Christmas Day
10. The Same Christmas Care
11. Christmastime
12. Christmas Blues
13. Christmas Hangover
14. Vincent the Christmas Virus
15. Christmas in Ignace

Live Bait
Release Date: 1997 

1. Jesus' Brother Bob
2. The Mountie Song
3. Canada's Really Big
4. Me Like Hockey
5. Proud to Be Canadian
6. Malcolm 
7. TV Weather Guy
8. The Ballad of Dan
9. Carfull of Pain
10. Mounted Animal Nature Trail
11. Carrot Juice Is Murder
12. The Last Saskatchewan Pirate

C Est Cheese 
Release Date: 1995

1. Sam The Guy From 'Quincy' 
2. Kill The Dog Next Door 
3. Lonly Lab Of Broken Hearts 
4. Sex, Drugs & RRSPs 
5. History Is Made By Stupid People 
6. My Voice Is Changing 
7. Proud To Be A Banker 
8. Horizon 
9. The Happy Happy Birthday Song 
10. Dangerous 
11. The Mountie Song 
12. Dog Food Woman 
13. Mounted Animal Nature Trail 
14. A Real Letter From A Real Yahoo 
15. Let There Be Guns